April 2010
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Only half
Grandma: Here, eat this ham sandwich I bought for you.
Me: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Grandma: But it's really fancy! And I only ate half of it.
Me: I thought you bought it for me...
Grandma: I did! But then I got hungry.
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Holy Crap I'm Tired
It’s entirely possible that this design will kill me. So, you know, if you find me dead then that’s why. Not really, this is just filler content.
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and...
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“Here we may reign secure; and, in my choice, To reign is worth ambition, though...”
– Satan, Paradise Lost
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Introducting Dribbble →
Dan and Rich launched Dribbble to the public! That is awesome news.
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A Pirate's Life For Me
One morning, when GREGOR SAMSA woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.
He lay on his armour-like back.
If he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections.
The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment.
His many legs, pitifully thin compared...
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